Boris The Clown spoke to the Nation
We must heed geometrical progression
Or we are faced with regression
Pubs to close at ten
No drinking later
Even served by a waiter
Work from home (again)
Forget the coffee shop
Not allowed to stop
Christmas is cancelled
Boris says it can’t start
As we must follow the chart
Covid is back
Numbers are rising
But why is that surprising
Restarting was premature
Lockdown should have remained
The Nation is again strained.