The Clown was on his staycation
Boris, Carrie, Wilfred and Dilyn were hiking in the heather
Unresolved issues in abundance
But The Clown was on his paid-cation
The virus is resurging
Birmingham faces another lockdown
The R number in London is nearly 1
Scientists say the tide is turning for the worse
But The Clown was on his staycation
Schools should reopen
Pubs should reshut
The State says eat out on us
The State says loss weight it helps fight the virus
The Clown is confusing the Nation
No wonder he took a paid-cation.