Slow, so slow, four miles an hour
Ducks and swans say hi
Raining, we get a shower
Birds watching from the sky
The canal is our home for a week
Orla is her name
The weather outlook, bleak
But we love it all the same
Keep right, canal rules apply
No speeding in locks
Above us the sky
No looking for clocks
Canals are restful and peaceful
No rushing, no rat run
Just tranquil and blissful
Four people floating having fun