Cummings has gone, box in hand
The engine of Number 10 has stalled
Was his leaving planned
Will his going make Boris bald?
Machiavellian theories abound
Who leaked, who plotted with who
All while the ship of state ran aground
And within Tory circles anger grew
Who will now run the engine room?
and rescue this plight?
Who will be the new broom?
Will we hear Boris shriek in the night?