It’s day one of my new life
The New Normal started here
But it was good to get home and tell the wife
I really bent her ear
And the dance goes on
New dance steps were taught
Smooth steps for every day
But sadly, today my score was naught
To get it right tomorrow I need to pray
And the dance goes on
Monday – lead with your right
Tuesday – lead with your left
Wednesday – circle to the light
Thursday – squat with zest
Friday – bugger, it was all wrong take flight
And the dance goes on
Such a joy the New Normal
But maybe I should become a Mormon.