The sycophants are out
On TV, on radio
Trying to get us to doubt
That Boris should go
He has lied to the House
And lied to us
While he hides like a mouse
And says stop making a fuss
He says rules are not for me
Just for the stupid votes out there
But Boris the people are starting to see
That you really never have and never will care
As long as he is OK
And can party in his garden
While the country is in disarray
And he thinks the British public will give me a pardon.