Town twinning is a serious business
One that calls for many skills
Which includes struggling to recall words in French
No, definitely not for the faint hearted
Two towns linked across a sea
Willing to share their cultures
In a spirit of friendship and trust
No competition, just co-operation
No winning, no losing
Instead, mutual enjoyment and good company so
Never say never to town twinning as
Generally it can be great fun.