It’s garden party time at Number Ten
Boris says don’t worry no one will know
So we can do it again and again
But only in the sun, never in the snow
Boris will do his best
To make sure all have fun
And no one is depressed
But if found out he will run
Hiding in his flat
Like the coward he is
Probably even afraid of Larry the cat
But don’t worry we might soon have a PM called Liz.