We are told all is well
But no drivers, no fuel, no food
But the Government says we’re not in hell
Really, we say, we don’t want to be rude
But just explain how we got here
They say lots of everything
So tighten your belt and don’t complain
Their lies are so incredible
So if you are reading this
And you voted for chaos
But you thought it would be bliss
You had better book into a séance.