Finally, the noise is over, the election is done
No more Liz, no more William
And with a massive majority Labour won
Definitely a good start
But Mr Shapps said “it’s not that Labour won
It’s rather the Conservatives lost”
Bet you thought that was a cool sentence son
As your constituents gave you the boot
But cut it however you want sir
You and your ego-tripping mates are out
Now you need to drive yourself as no more chauffeur
And the country is glad to see you all gone
However, Nigel and some of his fascist friends
Have entered the House of Commons
Will this creeping march to the right continue in extend
To the determinant of those who believe in a multi-cultural country.