Lawmakers can’t be lawbreakers
Unless your name is Boris
Maybe the Tories should be calling the undertakers
So many pathetic and shallow words
From a … Read the rest
Poetry
Lawmakers can’t be lawbreakers
Unless your name is Boris
Maybe the Tories should be calling the undertakers
So many pathetic and shallow words
From a … Read the rest
A criminal for a Prime-Minister
Doesn’t that seem sinister
Are there other crimes to be uncovered
And more wrong doings to be discovered
Why do … Read the rest
Let’s have a party
And bugger the law
Says Boris the smarty
But now the law says guilty
So, Boris wonders
Will the country show … Read the rest
It’s the last day of January
We have the Gray report, well maybe
So no chance of being merry
But we might all go crazy… Read the rest
Still no report, wait another day
I wonder will there be a parry to launch it
And will it make partygate go away
Or will … Read the rest
While the country was locked down
Let’s have a birthday party says Boris The Clown
Carrie provided the cake
And no one said this is … Read the rest
Tumultuous times are with us
A PM who lies to one and all
But the public are now making a fuss
And trying to make … Read the rest
Dominic says Boris knew
A party was coming
Boris says no not true
So, the airways are humming
Who do the public
Turn to for … Read the rest
Change the subject
Don’t talk about parties
Or the Tories will object
But they never say sorry
Wait for a report they say
It will … Read the rest
It’s garden party time at Number Ten
Boris says don’t worry no one will know
So we can do it again and again
But only … Read the rest