This shop, that shop, the other shop
This from here, that from there
Forget about coffee no time to stop
The Christmas cupboard is bare
The joy of picking a present
This for her, that for him
And will they think it’s pleasant
If you go out on a limb
Buy a fancy overpriced knick-knack
From a Christmas market
And stand back and wait for feedback
I wish someone would buy me a magic carpet
To escape to wonderland
Or to go bar hopping
As I don’t understand the joy of Christmas shopping.