My wife’s first reaction, “Oh Jesus”
A little more research “fucking crap”
“Back to the Future”, “Home Alone”
Now she was in the mood to give someone a slap
As pages were turned it got worse
“The Great Escape”, Die Another Day”
“The Italian Job”, “Notting Hill”
By now her face was a nasty shade of grey
She said £6.50 to find this pile of shit
The crappy Christmas edition of the Radio Times
Not one decent film to fall asleep watching
The whole lot aren’t worth a bucket of dimes.